Sex, Coca Cola, and Religion

Wow

As if the blow-up-dool-esque woman wasn't enough, they had to add text to this ad.

Burger King Mini Burgers Commercial

PETA's Banned Superbowl Ad

The Infamous Arby's Commercial

"Meeeee likey."



I don't think any of us will ever look at the Arby's symbol the same way again after that commercial.

Sexy Milky Way Commercials

Infidelity and Chocolate?



"Let's be coy. Let's pretend this was all spontaneous."



Finally, another strange one I've never seen on TV. The man eats the transfiguring (sexy) woman Milky Way Bar (after she cheers him up?)!

Newest Joe's Crab Shack - "Coastal Steampots"

Don't think the addition of the "unattractive man" gets Joe's off the hook! Even worse, I found this strange video (below) on YouTube. Don't know if it is an outtake video from the one above, or something else.

Joe's Crab Shack - "Man Hands"

I haven't seen this one on TV, but came across it as a related video of the "Take Your Top Off" video, which I've seen dozens of times. Joe's Crab Shack has a new approach to their advertising this year.

Joe's Crab Shack - "Take Your Top Off"

We all know, from the Padma Thickburger Commercial, that Hardees is a repeat offender when it comes to food and sex. Witness their new "Name Our Holes" campaign. Ew. Just Ew.

It's the only way...

...to keep the human race going...food (nourishment) and sex (offspring).

Further evidence...

...that this is a valid subject of bloggery.

http://business.theatlantic.com/2009/06/whats_up_with_these_dumb_pornographic_fast_food_ads.php